sadwhore04:

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

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imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

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nicknamenyquil:

daddycoolmurphy:

sadtit:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”

^ true friendship.

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zac carper, at the age of 29, is the only relatable teen

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